Its Sardarji time again

bizhatdude2 · BizHat Geek Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 2425

>Sardar: I haven't slept all nite in the train.

>Friend: Why?

>Sardar: Got upper berth.

>Friend: Why didn't u exchange?

>Sardar: Oye! There was nobody to exchnge in the lower berth.

>A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.

>After seeing the Form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.

>You know why?

>Form said:

>"Fill Up In Capital.".

>Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.

>Why?

>Because his doctor advised him:

>"Today's dinner should be light !"

>One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.

>You know why?

>Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

>Santa! Your daughter has died!

>Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.

>At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!

>At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried!

>At 10th floor he remembers I'm Banta not Santa!

>On a romantic date sardars girl friend asks him:

>"Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?"

>He said:

>"Sure ! What's your phone number?"

>Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.

>What will come first, chicken or egg?

>O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

>A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.

>All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

>He wrote:

>"Due To Rain, No Match!"

>What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?

>He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

>Why can't sardars dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?

>They cannot find the eleven on the phone.

>Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.

>Sardar: Drink quickly.

>Wife: Why?

>Sardar: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10

>Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?

>Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

>Sardar news: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab. Local

>sardars have so far found 500 >bodies and are still digging for more.

>Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.

>Man says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies.

>Sardar goes to China to find meaning of friends last words.

>It is "You are standing on the oxygen tube!"

>Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.

>Wife: What you are doing?

>Sardar: I am seeing how I look while sleeping.