..:: sardarji at KBC ::.. --nishan UPDATED SEP24

indianbaba · BizHat MOD Joined: 21 Aug 2005 Posts: 9157 Location: India

thanks for funny updates.

nishanop · BizHat Addict Joined: 25 May 2006 Posts: 569

here are some HEIGHT jokes..
enjoy..

#1height of Honesty : A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for
one
& a half ticket.

#2 Height of Technology : Condom with zip.

#3 Height of Foolishness : A guy peeping thru' the keyhole of a glass
door

#4 Height of Revenge : A bastard puncturing all the condoms in a
contraceptive factory.

#5 Height of Patriotism : Mahatma Gandhi recommending Khadi condoms.

#6 Height of Noise : Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof.

#7 Height of Itch : A one handed man hanging
from a cliff and his balls are itching

#8 Height of Innocence : A teenage girl applying
Clearsil to her nipples thinking them as pimples..

#9 Height of Unemployment : Cobweb in the hole of the prostitute.

#10 Height of laziness : A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an
earthquake to do the rest.

#11 Height of Competition : A guy peeing beside a waterfall. A
topless
lady standing near mount everest.

#12 Height of Bravery : A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter
on an island of gays.

#13 Height of Sophistication : Sucking nipples with a straw.

#14 Height of Disgustion : While wiping after a good toilet dump,
your
finger pokes through the paper.

#15 Height of Penetration : A baby girl born pregnant.

#16 Height of Darkness : A negro searching for his tool in a dark
room.

#17 Height of fashion : A female applying LipStick to her vertical
Lips.

#18 Height of patience : A female lying naked under a banana tree
and
hoping for banana to fall in her pussy.

#19 Height of Accuracy : The banana falling right into her pussy

#20 height of PAIN : The whole bunch falling in !!!!!!!!!!!!

nishanop · BizHat Addict Joined: 25 May 2006 Posts: 569

sardarji in KBC..

Sardarji is in a QuizContest trying to win prize
money of Rs.1 crore....kaun banega crorepati...

The questions are as follows:

1) How long was the 100 yr war?

A) 116

B) 99

C) 100

D) 150

Sardar says "I will skip this"

2) In which country are the Panama hats made?

A) BRASIL

B) CHILE

C) PANAMA

D) EQUADOR

Sardar asks for help from the University
students

3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

A) JANUARY

B) SEPTEMBER

C) OCTOBER

D) NOVEMBER

Sardar asks for help from general public

4) Which of these was King George VI first name?

A) EDER

B) ALBERT

C) GEORGE

D) MANOEL

Sardar asks for lucky cards

5) The Canary Islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal:

A) CANARYBIRD

B) KANGAROO

C) PUPPY

D) RAT

Sardar gives up.

If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at our Sardar's replies,

Then please check the answers below:

1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453

2) The Panama hat is made in Equador

3) The October revolution is celebrated in November

4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.

5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA
which means islands of the puppies.

Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever
laugh at a Sardar again

Don't forget that the PrimeMinister of ur country is a sardar..

indianbaba · BizHat MOD Joined: 21 Aug 2005 Posts: 9157 Location: India

i have heard these jokes.
anyway thanks for sharing.

sam111 · BizHat Geek Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 632

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gsk6u · BizHat User Joined: 26 Dec 2007 Posts: 158

Nice Pics mate.....Especially the spider man ad!!!!!