#$@SOME FUNNY JOKES & GIFS UPDATED FORUR STOMACH ACHE#$

logepri86 · Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:15 am Post subject:

111) WOMAN'S BEST MAIL OF THE YEAR

This was rated as Womans favourite Mail of the Year

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in

8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.

I want her to know what I go through, so please
allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next
morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids,

Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches,

Drove them to school, came home and picked up
the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners

And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping,

Then drove home to put away the groceries,

Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.

He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds,
do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.

Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework,

Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, Lord,I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.

You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night." Jump

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logepri86 · Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:20 am Post subject:

112) JUST CHECK IF BOLLYWOOD STARS ARE WORKING IN CALL CENTRES........ IMAGINE THE CALLS.

Amitabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care rep hain...
Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER
Amitabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga.

Dharmendra: Thank you for calliiiiingg..
Customer: I need help
Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa.......
Customer: I am unable to use your product... its waste and worthless
Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..
Customer: What!!! I need your manager
Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna

Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai...
Customer : How dare you speak like that
Shatru : Khaaaamoshhhhh... seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna... haaaaaaaaa!!!

Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya
Customer: I lost my invoice
Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain miljayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke rep hain..haahhaaa

Kestu Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye....
Customer: hi
Kestu Mukherji : iiiihhhyeee tumko ....tumko kya problem hai
Customer : I have not received my product
Kestu Mukherji : To saale (hicup) main kya karoon.. Police mien report likha...

Bindu: Shabnam naam hai mera... pyar se log shabbo bolte hain..bolo main tumhare kis kaam aasakti hoon.

Shakti: AAAuuuuuu...mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling aaauuuuu
Customer: I need your manager
Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa, pyarasa...rep hooon..

Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi ... thank youji for calling ji.. Ayyo
Customer : I am not devi
Mehmood : Ayyo muruga... ye dyevi nai ji ... ye to dyeva hai...

Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai..... May I know your name please
Customer : Mona
Ajit: Mona darling... tumne hamein call kyun kiya
Customer : (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER
Ajit: Mona dear.. Agar hum tumhe hamara manager dedenge to hamein manage kaun karega....

Gabbar : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ....Jo dargaya wo maraga... batao tumhen kya chahiye
Customer : I want to buy a product from your company
Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re
Customer : $ 10.00
Gabbar: Suvvar Ke baccho ... sirf... $10.00...dhikkaar hai

Prem Chopra: Prem...Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra...
Customer : I lost my invoice I need one
Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa..jaa apni invoice khud dhoondle

Rajkumar : Jaani ..... Tumhara ye call bahut keemti hai.. Ise cut mat karna
Customer: I lost my invoice
Rajkumar: Jaani... ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi
Customer : shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in 10 minutes... otherwise I will speak to your manager
Rajkumar : Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena... manager humko darasake manager mein itna dum nahi... humse hai manager... manager se hum nahi...
And at last ..................

Sharukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Customer hung up the phone.... Laughing

indianbaba · BizHat MOD Joined: 21 Aug 2005 Posts: 9160 Location: India

the womens best mail of the year is a repost i suppose.
keep posting.

logepri86 · Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:48 am Post subject:

113) Difference Between Friends, Lover, Wife...

Friends are like land line connection @Reliable, stable and you pay the minimum only.

Lover are like pre-paid connection @you propose before you actually fall in love with her, you have to pay for activation charges(movies, visiting),but Network problem ( friends, family ,teachers and parents)may occur any time, Roaming is too costly( whenever you in other City Huh ) most importantly you can change the connection beware of spending again a activation charge.

Wives are like post-paid connection, you take the connection first without knowing how long it runs and pay again-and-again (Ideally whole-life).

logepri86 · Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:23 pm Post subject:

THANKS FOR UR REPLY BABA AND I AM REALLY SORRY FOR ANY REPOST AND IF ANYTHING IS REPOST JSUT ENJOY THEM AGAIN FOR ME.

AND MORE UPDATES COMING HERE... NOW WATCH SOME FUNNY GIFS

114) HOW THEIR BABIES LOOK LIKE ?

logepri86 · Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:29 pm Post subject:

115) SPIDY IN ACTION

logepri86 · Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:32 pm Post subject:

116) SHOOTING PRACTISE

logepri86 · Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:38 pm Post subject:

117) TYPICAL WORK WEEK

logepri86 · Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:40 pm Post subject:

118) THIS IS HOW SOFTWARE GUYS SHIFT COMPANY TO COMPANY

logepri86 · Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:42 pm Post subject:

119) THIS IS HOW CELLPHONE AFFECTING PEOPLE'S LIFE

logepri86 · Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:43 pm Post subject:

120) THIS IS WHY TITANIC GET WRECKED.....

logepri86 · Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:48 pm Post subject:

121) DIFFERENT FACES OF A WORKING MAN

indianbaba · BizHat MOD Joined: 21 Aug 2005 Posts: 9160 Location: India

really funny pictures.

login_me · BizHat User Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 116

gud ones.but i didnt get wts so funny abt spidey?i liked the actors one.thx for these...